Finn hit the polls today. Here are the results:
77% of voters believe that Finn "doesn't sleep enough"

98% of voters believe he's "cuter than humanly possible" (+/- 2% margin of error)

45% of voters believe he has a "silly" hat.
100% of Dr. Seuss enthusiasts believe he has a "perfectly appropriate" hat policy.

4% of voters believe his farts "don't smell so bad".
(In a related poll, 4% of Americans in the US have "no sense of smell.")

Well, the results are in! Finn's the big election winner!
Love,
A&E
1 comment:
77%, that's great! but I thought Finn wasn't old enough to vote!
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