INCREDIBLE INFANT REACHES MILESTONES

FINN BAKER SHOCKS WORLD
Bob Woodward, Washington Post
July 29, 2008
WASHINGTON - Rumors have been swirling around the Washington Area for weeks now, and sources close to The Post have confirmed that the rumors are true. Finn Thomas Baker, son of Andy and Erin Baker, is in fact crawling. Actual photographic evidence has confirmed that the speculation in recent weeks that Finn was mobile was no hoax.
As the littlest Baker gets more and more comfortable with his newfound freedom, sources close to the Baker family have also confirmed that "baby proofing" is taking place in more than one location, including the living room and kitchen area.
Finn has taken his new mobility very seriously, and has been heard to say "da...gah" when asked what this milestone means to him. Powerful words, to be sure.
But the exciting news doesn't stop with mere forward movement. Finn is also reportedly feeding himself, sitting up the bathtub, able to support himself on his hands and knees, and is even now banging the floor when he sees his mother also bang the floor with her hands. It is currently unknown why Mrs. Baker is banging her hands on the floor.
Finn's new developments have caused shockwaves amongst DC insiders, and it's even been overheard at the White House that come November the newest President to take office will be the second biggest story in town, behind the obvious #1 story that Finn will be celebrating his first birthday.

Video proof can be seen below of Finn's eating and crawling.

As a journalist in DC for over 50 years - covering politicians, statesmen and world leaders - I can say with a great degree of confidence that Finn is a man/child/infant we should keep a close eye on.
Bob Woodward
-SOURCES: Andrew and Erin B.
7/29/08